There are some things in this life that are so ridiculous you find yourself asking the age-old question "What the...".
I mean just for example, the bath towels that I hung out the other day. The bath towels themselves aren't ridiculous (well - the pale orange colour is), more so the label attached to them. (Who in their right mind reads towel labels?)
It said " Do not boil".
Damn - and I was just about to do that????
Anyway, the towels aren't really the main focus of this post (somehow I have a memory for the ridiculous...)
Today, a very grateful lady bought Nev a scratchie ticket. It was a "Set For Life" ticket which means you get $250, 000 a year for four years if you scratch off three consecutive numbers/symbols/dollar amounts.
Having never bought a scratchie ticket in our lives, we did get a little bit excited about the prospect of maybe, possibly, perhaps winning something.
But the laugh I got out of the *special terms and conditions* on the back of the ticket, was priceless.
*Some or all prizes may have been won prior to the purchase of this ticket.
As I was saying - "What the......"